So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
the liver wants what the liver wants
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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