he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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