Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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