whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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