woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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