You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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