I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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