I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
