That's intense
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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