Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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