I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Randomize
