Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
