that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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