Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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