I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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