I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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