like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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