she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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