He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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