Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
