When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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