Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
