another moral hangover. fuck.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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