So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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