I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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