Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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