when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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