FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Randomize
