I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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