Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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