You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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