If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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