Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Dignity is for republicans.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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