i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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