? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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