# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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