so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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