the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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