i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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