i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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