People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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