she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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