Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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