fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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