wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
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