I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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