we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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