how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
so much tequila, so little girl.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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