That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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