Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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