it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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