Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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