I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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