By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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