Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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